That Albert Pujols took the mound as a pitcher for the first time at age 42 and did not set a record is all you need to know about the depth of Major League Baseball’s record books.
There he was Sunday, a hulking first baseman in the waning days of his celebrated career, throwing 61-mile-per-hour fastballs and 54 m.p.h. curves in the ninth inning. He was lit up by the San Francisco Giants to the tune of three hits (two of which were homers), a walk and four earned runs, yet he walked away with the title of -oldest player to pitch for the first time since at least 1929.
Sorry, Albert, Lena Blackburne had you beat.
Despite the poor results and the lack of a superlative, Pujols, who blossomed into a much happier version of himself once he landed with the Los Angeles Dodgers last season and who seems to have carried that over in his return to St. Louis, seemed amused by the whole thing.
“A dream come true to say that I did it,” he told reporters. “It was fun. It wasn’t fun giving up two bombs. I think the fans had a good time. I’m sure the guys that took me deep did, too.”