After the Jets’ first three-and-out, I neighed and whinnied like a horse. After their second three-and-out, I snarled like a grizzly bear. Nothing worked. Finally, after the third-string running back Ty Johnson dropped his third short pass of the first quarter, leading to the Jets’ third straight three-and-out, and with 45 more minutes of this hellscape stretching out in front of me, I fell silent and surrendered to my fate.
The Jets’ offense was without three top playmakers — running back Michael Carter (ankle) and the wideouts Corey Davis (season-ending core muscle surgery) and Elijah Moore (quadriceps) — against New Orleans’s excellent defense. That might explain why, by the fourth quarter, poor Zach Wilson was throwing the ball at empty turf so he could evade sacks.
The Jets’ only real scoring option was Eddy Piñeiro, the team’s fourth kicker so far this season and its ninth since 2016, who recently made 36 consecutive field goals for the New England Patriots. Piñeiro supplied all of the Jets’ scoring, nailing his three attempts. “Oh my,” I said aloud each time, pleasantly surprised, which was better than seeing how long I could hold a whale call.
Verdict: The Jets will miss the playoffs for the 11th consecutive season, and they will lose at least 10 games for the fifth time in their last six. On the bright side, they’re set at kicker next week.