Yes, the Jets still haven’t scored any points in first quarters this season. But they did make it into scoring range with two minutes left! (The backup kicker, Matt Ammendola, missed a 48-yard field-goal attempt.)
Yes, the Jets’ rookie quarterback, Zach Wilson, was knocked out of the game with a lower leg injury. But at least he walked to the locker room on his own power!
Yes, the Jets had to replace Wilson with a fourth-year backup named Mike White, who had never taken a regular-season snap before. But then White completed his first pass for a touchdown to Corey Davis! That made it 17-7, Patriots.
“You never know,” Jets fans might have thought, fleetingly and adorably. “Maybe Mike White is our Tom Brady.”
Yes, the Patriots immediately scored again to go ahead, 24-7. But if you flipped channels to the Giants-Panthers game just then, you would have caught the former Jets quarterback Sam Darnold throwing a red-zone interception to kill another Carolina drive. Darnold, in fact, appears to be the weak link on a playoff-caliber team, so at least there’s that: Darnold stinks, too. The Jets were right about him, after all, and it took only four years to figure it out.
VERDICT: Spend a half searching for upside, then spend the rest of the afternoon taking a nap.
Outsider’s view:
O-o-h child, things are gonna get easier. Someday!
Find a blanket and go to your happy place on weekends, because there’s not much warmth or solace to be found in watching the A.F.C.-worst Jets.