The comedian recorded a semi-naked PSA in her bed, encouraging men to get a shave

Chelsea Handler claims that women are tired of having to shoulder the burden of birth-control.

The comedian, Chestyhandlerberg, delivered the public service announcement from her bed topless, pretending to have been caught performing an impromptu self-exam. "Oh hi, this is me." You caught me doing a mammogram."

You two, how are you doing? She then spoke to her breasts.

"As a woman with natural breasts, it's time to consider vasectomies. Handler said that women have dodged pregnancy by diving or ducking face first, pikachu-first, since the dawn of time.

We've heard men say, "Girl... using a Condom doesn't really feel good" or "Can't you take birth control?" "Oh, I forgot to take out." She reprimanded, "Enough you little pigs wrapped in blankets with horns!"

Do you know the pain of getting an IUD inserted? It feels like you have a mousetrap in your uterus. Sometimes those things don't catch all mice."

You want to know about birth control? "You think I want to become an adult woman with acne?" Handler continued. Or mood swings?" Or do you get a heavy period that feels like the hoover dam has just broken? "I don't."

She said, "Everyone already hates me enough. I don't want my insides to get in on the action." "Women have had enough of men making concessions, especially in the bed."

Handler concluded, "We've already had enough of you wearing socks as you try to penetrate us." "Man up, boys, and if that's not possible, then enjoy your hand."

The stand-up comedian ended the video by impersonating an infomercial from late night: "Vasectomies : One snip, and that's all."

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Title: Topless Chelsea Handler Gives Herself Breast Exam, Urges Men Get Vasectomies
Sourced From: www.toofab.com/2023/05/08/chelsea-handler-gives-herself-mammogram-to-urge-men-to-get-vasectomies/
Published Date: Mon, 08 May 2023 21:51:54 +0000

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